General Information[]
Achoo BooBoo Noodle the Clown is the Ringmaster of the Circus Clowns. She is a blogger and a stunt driver, and she wants to try everything the world has to offer.
Personality[]
Achoo BooBoo Noodle the Clown is the smartest person she knows. She knows she's the smartest, because she reads blogs for 15 minutes a day, and according to blogs dot com, reading blogs for 15 minutes a day makes you 30 times smarter.
Achoo BooBoo Noodle the Clown is also a really great driver. She's the best driver in the city in fact. She's such a good driver that in her hometown, she was hired to be a stunt driver for a movie! Nevermind that she learned how to drive there on the set of the movie. They wouldn't have hired her if she didn't have the most potential out of any stunt driver in the whole world! And that's why she's the best!
Achoo is a happy, adventurous, and fun-loving clown. She writes a blog on blogs dot com, and her goal is to try everything the world has to offer so that she can write about it for her blog.
Achoo loves a good adrenaline rush. She is also a bit insecure at times but likes to pretend that she is confident. However, she tries to be open-minded about people and she generally gets along well with most others. She has a big heart for her clown family especially, and she is fiercely loyal to them, but is always trying to give other people a chance.
Backstory[]
Before Los Santos[]
Sierra Anderson was just your average 14-year-old small town girl with a big dream: she wanted to become a famous blogger. She had an idea. An idea like no other. She was going to make an innovative new blog that combined fantasy with reality. Her head was already filled with dragons and unicorns and magic. All she needed was some juicy reality to combine it with…
Turns out peeping in people's kitchen windows was not a very good way to get some juicy reality, and by the time she was 16, nearly everyone in her small town had a restraining order against Sierra. This left her with one thing to do: save up money, and move to a much larger city. A city where everything happened, out in the open. A city where she didn't need to look in people's windows anymore. The city where her twin cousin Finn Bool lived.
Becoming a Clown[]
After Achoo moved to Los Santos, it was like a dream come true. So much to do, so many people to meet!
One day, Achoo met a man named Biggie. Biggie told her that she would make a good clown, and like everything else that anyone had ever suggested to her ever, Sierra agreed to try it.
However, everything changed when she put the nose on. Sierra felt seen, she felt found. She felt like she had found her place. There was something about being a clown that just felt so… Right. And so, Achoo BooBoo Noodle the Clown was made, born, brought into existence. The legend began here, at the Noodle Exchange at the mall.
War with the Clowncil, Chapter 1[]
“What am I supposed to do now?” Achoo asked Biggie.
“Well you've gotta join the Clowncil, it's what all the clowns do!”
So, Achoo took Biggie around town with her as she held people up with her hammer, reverse robbing them, and telling them “Tell everyone about this so I can get the word out!”
Well, the word got out alright, and Achoo met the Clowncil. She hung out with them a bit, and everything was fine for a while, until she stopped hearing from them…
No one would answer her phone calls anymore, so she took to extreme measures. It only took a day of telling people she was a member of the Clowncil, and 1 time of claiming to be Trixie for the Clowncil to notice her… But not in the way she had hoped, as Trixie did not appreciate Achoo claiming to be her, so she did the only logical thing and gave Achoo the good ol' Trixie special (Trixie stabbed Achoo). Oh yeah, and Achoo also got rejected from the Clowncil and no one told her.
Achoo did not like this. Something felt wrong. Clowns are supposed to make people laugh, right? Getting stabbed wasn't very funny. Achoo couldn't just sit down and do nothing about this. So, she did the smartest thing she could think of, and called the Clowncil fake clowns. To everyone. Including Krissy. The leader of the Clowncil. Krissy stabbed Achoo for this, and told Achoo to take off her nose. But Achoo stood by her beliefs and refused to take off the nose. So, Krissy had a friend call Achoo and ask to meet at a clothing store. There, the Clowncil members rushed in, and shot Achoo. Krissy then stuck some worms inside of Achoo's bullet holes. That wasn't very funny either, but it did send a message not to fuck with the Clowncil.
Achoo stopped shit talking the Clowncil after that. She thought it was the end, but a few days later, Krissy approached Achoo and told her to take off the nose. Achoo still refused, because she knew in her heart that she was a real clown, even if the Clowncil didn't accept her. This led to a Twitter fued with Krissy, which then led to texts, where Krissy and Achoo agreed (holy shit they agreed on something?!) that clowns are like music genres, there are many different kinds. Achoo apologized on twitter and said that the Clowncil were real clowns, and Krissy told Achoo she could keep her nose.
Solo Clown Life[]
After that whole debacle, Achoo finally accepted that she wasn't meant to be a member of the Clowncil. As a solo clown, she resorted to walking in the middle of the street, and having adventures with whoever would pick her up. She got married, got a job at Harmony, and became friends with the Iron Misfits and the Rogues during this time.
One day, Achoo went on an adventure with her old friend Frank. They snuck into the police station so Frank could put up his advertisements. Frank also made an advertisement for Achoo:
Tired of clowning around at work?
Contact Achoo BooBoo Noodle the Clown to learn from a professional
After this, Achoo began posting her advertisement all over the city, and got many phone calls for clown lessons. She then met Seraphine, who helped Achoo get a job at Uwu Cafe so that she could teach clown school there.
Formation of the Circus[]
After Achoo had been walking the streets as a solo clown for a while, she met 3 other people named Yoyo, Ozzy, and Seaguls. Yoyo and Seaguls recieved clown lessons from Achoo, but Ozzy was already a clown when he met Achoo. The 4 of them hung out a lot and became close friends, and after a while, Yoyo proposed the idea of creating an official group.
Achoo was excited. She had a great idea for the group. The city already had a gang for scary clowns… But there was no place for happy silly clowns to go. So, that's what the Circus became. A group for happy clowns to spread love and positivity. Over time, more clowns joined in their own unique ways, but the bigger the Circus got, the more their name got out there, and the more trouble brewed for them…
War with the Clowncil, Chapter 2[]
Krissy and Krieg were just driving around town, when all of the sudden they got pulled over by the cops. “ARE these the clowns you're looking for?” The officer asked over his radio.
This was the beginning of the Clowncil/Circus war.
Krissy called Achoo. Pissed that she got mistaken for Circus. It was somehow all the Circus's fault. So, they threatened the Circus. And then they followed through. Going to Clown City and shooting up the place. In the end, Krissy was the last one standing. so she gave Achoo a little wormy reminder. In her other shoulder.
In retaliation, the Circus kidnapped Krissy and took her to a cliff edge. Gave her a piece of their minds, and Achoo stood up for her whole group and told Krissy that the Circus is what Achoo wants it to be, and Krissy doesn't get to decide that. They then told Krissy to walk off the cliff and in epic Krissy fashion, she griddied off the cliff instead.
But, the bottom of the cliff was hard on Krissy, and the Clowncil needed to perform a dark ritual in order to fully restore Krissy to her glory. So they kidnapped Achoo, and took her and Krissy to a church graveyard. There, Krissy and Achoo were both covered in worms, and injected with Krieg's blood and some drugs. And thus, the marriage ceremony was completed.
Blended Families[]
A few days later, Achoo learned something weird. Everyone who has been injected with Krieg's blood has been affected by it somehow. Usually it turns them insane, but both Krissy and Achoo seemed perfectly normal.
So, they did a DNA test to see if that would explain why the blood didn't affect them… And it turns out Krieg is the biological father of both Achoo and Krissy.
This newfound news was enough to end the fued between the clown groups. There was still tension, but as Achoo got to know Krieg and Krissy as family instead of enemies, the rest of the Circus got to know the Clowncil in their own ways. Eventually, the Clowncil (who then changed their name to the Clownarchy) invited the Circus to join their clown umbrella group called Clown Town. When the Circus accepted, they were treated as family by the other groups, and Krissy even promised to protect the Circus.
Achoo let out a sigh of relief. She had finally found home.
Trivia[]
- Achoo has stated that her favorite clown is Basil. Despite being married to many clowns (and non-clowns), Basil is the only clown who Achoo swaps noses with.
- Achoo loves to make sex jokes, despite not knowing much about sex.
- Achoo's favorite doctor is whoever is treating her in that moment, but she does seem to be extra partial towards Doctor Dan Git and Doctor Maxwell Moore.
- Every part of Achoo's clown name has a meaning: Achoo is the punchline (bless you), BooBoo is a reference to how often the clowns go to the hospital, and Noodle is a reference to where Achoo got her clown name, since she met Biggie while he was working at Noodle Exchange in the mall.
- The first time Achoo saw Krissy was at a pride event in 2023. She became scared of Krissy that day, and she still hasn't fully gotten over her fear of Krissy.
- Achoo will often tell stories about growing up with her sister Krissy, despite not knowing Krissy until they were both adults.
- Achoo was adopted by her biological aunt, because her biological mother had a lot of children and couldn't care for them all. Achoo knows that her bio mom is one of her adopted mom's sisters, but she doesn't know which one.