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Ricky "Ricky-Rizz" "Guantanamo Julio Jerricho Bae" South, is a low-time grinder big time "get-back" chaser, who consistently finds him on the wrong side of the law. Currently enjoying life with his side kick and girlfriend, Dina "Daisy Dukes" "Queen of 2Door Sticky's" Dixon.
In the shady underworld of cities that never sleep, where alleyways whisper secrets and neon lights flicker like fading promises, Ricky "Ricky-Rizz" South hustled his way through life. Ricky wasn’t your average small-time crook; he was a low-time grinder but a big-time "get-back" chaser. Born with the heart of a hustler and the luck of a leprechaun who forgot his pot of gold, he seemed to consistently find himself on the wrong side of the law. Not that it bothered him too much—he’d seen too many cuffs and lockups to care.
Life wasn't all bad, though. Riding shotgun through his whirlwind existence was Dina "Daisy Dukes" Dixon, his sidekick, girlfriend, and partner in crime. Dina wasn’t just any girl—she was the self-proclaimed "Queen of 2Door Sticky's," a title she wore like a badge of honor. She had a knack for swiping anything on four wheels, her specialty being the elusive two-door muscle cars, the ones that growled down the streets with the same energy she brought to the table. Ricky loved her wild side, especially when they were peeling away from some mischief at 80 miles per hour.
But there was one thing Ricky had learned to live with that truly set him apart. You see, Ricky South was infamous not just for his criminal record, but for the fact that he had no ankles. None. His legs went straight down from calf to foot in one smooth, unbroken line like a mannequin. It was a condition nobody could quite explain, but Ricky leaned into it, making it part of his legend. People around town said that’s why he was so slippery—no ankles, no weak points. How could you catch a man who didn’t even have the anatomy to slow him down?
Stay tuned as this everchanging tale continues